"Doctor says it wouldn't bleed so much if I could just keep my finger outa there!"

Have you ever seen someone in their car, sitting in traffic, picking their nose? Have you ever noticed that these nose pickers are ALWAYS middle-aged men? I’ve never seen a member of any other demographic engaged in this activity. What is it with these men? Do they think that they are invisible? Do they think because they are alone in their car that they are truly “alone”, forgetting about the thousands of other motorists who are sharing the highway with them? Or maybe once a man reaches a certain age, he just no longer cares what people know about his personal habits. Actually, this may well be the answer because something else just occurred to me. It is always these same people who are seen around the office, walking toward the bathroom with a newspaper tucked under their arm, without a care in the world that by doing so everyone knows that they plan to be in there for a while.

Does anyone have any other theories? Maybe there are some middle aged men out there who could lend some very valuable insight to this burning question.